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wilw(+) @Dammit_Liz(+) yeah, that really chases the clouds away.
4 days ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) Me: I wish my dogs were here to say something to me. Dogs: We'd say that we're waiting for you at home, dad. Me: I know. I miss you.
4 days ago from web

wilw(+) @budgie(+) I can't believe you're already up to 91 days, Budgie. It seems like you just started this. That's pretty amazing, man.
4 days ago from web

wilw(+) you may ask yourself, "well, how did i get here?" http://bit.ly/9GIDgG
4 days ago from web

wilw(+) @loresjoberg(+) In my timeline, these tweets are interspersed with @safety(+) warning about the Tweetdeck phishing scam. This amuses me greatly.
5 days ago from web

wilw(+) OMG today's Penny Arcade is fucking GENIUS. http://bit.ly/cawB8R Fuh-huh-king jee-nee-you-us.
5 days ago from web

wilw(+) Not only do I love my job, I love the people I work with. I really am the luckiest guy in the world. http://twitpic.com/2jqmrw
5 days ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) Sitting off set with Felicia, Neil, and Chris. We talk between takes, then when they roll, the mobiles come out and we're all online.
5 days ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast. #mondaymorningzapp
5 days ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) @nwcorca(+) I'm mostly attending this year (I think I've earned it). I'll post about it on my blog later this week.
5 days ago from web

wilw(+) ZOMG @Molly23(+)'s hipster dinosaurs are featured in Geekosystem today!! http://bit.ly/bkyLhc
5 days ago from web

wilw(+) Holy shit. Four days until PAX.
5 days ago from web

wilw(+) @pvponline(+) Hey! You won a Harvey Award! Congratulations, you magnificent bastard!
5 days ago from web

wilw(+) Manny Ramirez' final act as a Dodger: ejected for arguing strikes while pinch hitting with the bases loaded. Good riddance, you douchebag.
5 days ago from web

wilw(+) @PFTompkins(+) That, sir, is just plain mean. Signed, I miss that show, too.
5 days ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) @hotdogsladies(+) somewhere out on the range. Wokka wokka.
5 days ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) Congratulations, Jim Parsons! So now I get to play a nemesis to an Emmy winning actor?! Awesome.
5 days ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) Last night, I went to Cirque du Soleil. Today, I went to the PNE. I'm fuckin' CULTURED, y'all. Eh.
5 days ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) @PFTompkins(+) It's way more effective if you threaten to unfollow them for not doing what you want.
5 days ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) Hi there, I'm twelve years-old. Hurr. Hurr. Hurr. http://twitpic.com/2jhjzk
6 days ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) For the first time in forever, I care about the Emmys. Jim Parsons seriously deserves to win.
6 days ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) Paperback edition of book: $6. Kindle edition of same book: $9.99. Something's wrong here, Amazon.
6 days ago from web

wilw(+) Hey, the guy who used the urinal before me had asparagus for dinner! #grossbuttrue
6 days ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) @hijinksensue(+) Look up, look down, now look at Mister Frying Pan!
6 days ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) I just had tomato sorbet. It was delicious, but very weird.
6 days ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) Tonight I learned: 1) Kevin Costner has a band. 2) That band is on tour, 3) That band is playing at the PNE tomorrow afternoon.
1 week ago from web

wilw(+) @levarburton(+) Can you believe that?! They promised me a box set when I did the documentary for it, and never delivered. I am disappoint.
1 week ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) @kmcgivney(+) sigh. Fine. I won't wear it anymore.
1 week ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) How you know you're at GD, part XXXVI ... http://twitpic.com/2isqhw
1 week ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) Celebrating my late calltime today by watching The Muppet Show on DVD. Yaaaaaay!! [kermitflail]
1 week ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) @Matt_LRR(+) Well, yeah. That's just SCIENCE, man.
1 week ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) Dear Vancouver drivers: why so angry? Also, please stop trying to run me over at every intersection. My best, Wil
1 week ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) For some reason, Rush sounds just a little bit better than they already do when I'm in Canada.
1 week ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) @Dammit_Liz(+) um. Yeah. That doesn't rhyme at all. I am disappoint.
1 week ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) @Dammit_Liz(+) are they in a can? Did they come from a man in a factory downtown? I NEED ANSWERS!
1 week ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) RT mdsteele47: @wilw(+) Venn Diagram is the name of my A Perfect Circle cover band made entirely of mathematics teachers. // Dude. <3
1 week ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) @BadAstronomer(+) I think that Venn diagram is almost a perfect circle.
1 week ago from web

wilw(+) @BadAstronomer(+) ((people who don't understand physics (people who want to sue to stop the LHC) people who don't understand US law))
1 week ago from web

wilw(+) Holy crap. This guy made a Codex and Fawkes screensaver for his nook that looks really awesome: http://bit.ly/9ct7uW
1 week ago from web

wilw(+) That SEO copywriter joke isn't mine; I RT'd it from @pablo100(+). A lot of folks are RTing it in a way that makes it look like I wrote it.
1 week ago from web

wilw(+) @JoshOiknine(+) That RT makes it look like I came up with it. Make sure you give credit to @pablo100(+); it was his joke.
1 week ago from web

wilw(+) @pablo100(+) That SEO joke is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Nicely done. (I saw it on Geekosystem this morning.)
1 week ago from web

wilw(+) @shanenickerson(+) okay, two things.
1 week ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) @feliciaday(+) Make sure you tell our new best friend Stan Lee that I said hi.
1 week ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) @shanenickerson(+) so I have to admire the kid for that, if nothing else. (No, really, for nothing else.)
1 week ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) @shanenickerson(+) kings of Leon quit a show because of bird poop. Bieber continued a show when HIT IN THE FACE WITH A BOTTLE.
1 week ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) @FeakySnucker(+) that's frakking hilarious. What am epic title!
1 week ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) @sheldoncooper(+) Except the ones I don't go to because my grandma died ... right, Moonpie?
1 week ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) @caitkitt(+) Wait. So that's NOT what you're mailing me? DAMMIT!
1 week ago from Twitter for Android

wilw(+) @ConanOBrien(+) I don't want to start a Twitter war with you. I think you're awesome. Just, yanno, if you were wondering. Or. Um. Something.
1 week ago from Twitter for Android

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