wilw(+) My son's girlfriend made me Guinness cupcakes with Bailey's frosting. I may have to rethink this whole "I don't like desserts" thing. 4 hours ago from web
wilw(+) Lots of #bigbangtheory fans are twittering "the @wilw(+), the" at me in German tonight. That's really weird. 6 hours ago from web
wilw(+) @gtrdash(+) The only thing that really goes well with a martini is another martini. Please note that it is impossible to win this game. 7 hours ago from web
wilw(+) Everything I know about #webfail I learned by following @NeilHimself(+). *snort* *snort* *pushes up glasses* 7 hours ago from web
wilw(+) @agent_x(+) It's all your fault for making such an awesome comic! Come on, man, don't throw me to the site-hosting wolves! 7 hours ago from web
wilw(+) @agent_x(+) I, uh, think I killed your site. Sorry, man. Your guru comic was hilarious, and described at least one person I've known perfectly. 7 hours ago from web
wilw(+) Ahahaha! Seriously, don't be this guy. I've dealt with This Guy, and he's a complete douche: http://bit.ly/a7J5O0 (Webcomic, SFW) 7 hours ago from web
wilw(+) @MooCheese(+) ...with 100% less Troy McClure, sadly. 8 hours ago from web
wilw(+) New post on my blog, collecting all the #BigBangTheory posts in one place: I'm not a dick, but I play one on TV http://bit.ly/afmAFz 8 hours ago from web
wilw(+) @simplysteven(+) Thanks, man. It was better at Phoenix last year, when I wasn't so tired and we weren't rushing because I had to catch a plane. 8 hours ago from web
wilw(+) @simplysteven(+) I'm a little touchy about it. I knew I wasn't going to be near my best, but I felt like it would *really* suck to back out. 8 hours ago from web
wilw(+) @simplysteven(+) Yeah, I was a terrible singer. It was the end of the con, I was exhausted, and my voice was shot. What's your point, exactly? 9 hours ago from web
wilw(+) Hipsters, flipsters, and finger-poppin' daddies! Knock me your lobes... Radio Free Burrito 24 is on the air: http://bit.ly/9jc594 9 hours ago from web
wilw(+) Episode 24 of #radiofreeburrito is uploading right now. It's ~54MB and my connection is shit today, so it's taking a LONG time. 9 hours ago from web
wilw(+) Holy crap, this #radiofreeburrito is almost an hour long. Yikes. It's mixing now, will be online shortly. 10 hours ago from web
wilw(+) You guys are awesome. I'm flooded with suggestions I can now research. Thank you so much! 10 hours ago from web
wilw(+) Question for you podcasters out there: What's a good, affordable alternative to Garageband for the Mac? Audacity doesn't work for me. 10 hours ago from web
wilw(+) I'm doing a new #radiofreeburrito. Spent 30 minutes talking about 40K, REM, and muscle suits. Wrapping up with some stuff about my delve. 11 hours ago from web
wilw(+) @mumbobob(+) NHL enforcement is arbitrary and idiotic. There's clearly a set of rules for "star" players and a set of rules for everyone else. 12 hours ago from web
wilw(+) @JTCornish(+) I think the winner in that fight was "people who are sick to death of your stupid fight and just want to watch hockey." 12 hours ago from web
wilw(+) @stephaniesheh(+) Really?!? AWESOME! If you see her, please hug her for me. 12 hours ago from web
wilw(+) Moments after I accidentally rang my podcast bell, I found out Versus and DirecTV resolved their wang-measuring contest. Coincidence?! 13 hours ago from web
wilw(+) Because it's a FAQ: I never played an "official" Space Marines chapter. I didn't even play that often; I just liked painting the minis. 14 hours ago from web
wilw(+) @Heresy_Andy(+) If you're still serious about it when you sober up, e-mail me. I'd love to have a mini wilw! 14 hours ago from web
wilw(+) @warcorp(+) I can safely say that @NathanFillion(+) will *never* be on the receiving end of Wheaton's Cockpunch of Furious Anger. 14 hours ago from web
wilw(+) I used to play Space Marines; eventually added a Terminator squad after Space Hulk came out. Also painted, but didn't play, Chaos Marines. 14 hours ago from web
wilw(+) All I want to do today is listen to REM and paint 40K figures. It would be like sitting in my dressing room in 1988, minus the muscle suit. 14 hours ago from web
wilw(+) @BrentSpiner(+) I never repeat myself! It must have been an anomaly ... I suggest we scan it with an inverse neutrino pulse. 16 hours ago from web
wilw(+) RT @CBSTweet(+) http://twitpic.com/18rpwa -Find out how Wil Wheaton became Sheldon’s nemesis on 2night’s repeat of THE BIG BANG THEORY! 16 hours ago from web
wilw(+) Didn't realize how totally exhausted I was until I sat down on the plane. Thanks for a great weekend, Seattle! See you at w00tstock! 1 day ago from UberTwitter
wilw(+) Thanks for a great weekend, Seattle! See you at w00tstock in May! 1 day ago from txt
wilw(+) Pretty sure I sounded terrible singing rock band, on account of it being the end of the con, but it sure was a lot of fun. Thanks, #ECCC! 1 day ago from UberTwitter
wilw(+) For those about to Rock ... Band with me, I salute you. 1 day ago from UberTwitter
wilw(+) @BarbieHead(+) She was mocking the fans who stopped to talk to her? What an asshole! Someone should tell her "Don't be a dick." 2 days ago from UberTwitter
wilw(+) Hey #ECCC, I'm almost out of books, if you care about that sort of thing. Also, everyone in the line watching me send this is AWESOME. 2 days ago from UberTwitter
wilw(+) Wait. It's Daylight Savings now? So it's an hour later than I thought?! FFFUUUU. I'm late for #ECCC. 2 days ago from UberTwitter
wilw(+) Delve ran long, but was still a HUGE SUCCESS! Can't wait to blog about it. Thank you to my awesome players, who were awesome. 2 days ago from UberTwitter
wilw(+) My # ECCC Deve is in room 304. There is room to watch, even if you're not playing. We start at 4:30. 2 days ago from UberTwitter
wilw(+) Just realized I read the same story at this #ECCC as last year. Sorry if you heard it a second time. My bad. 3 days ago from UberTwitter
wilw(+) I'm back at my booth for everyone who couldn't make it ito Leonard Nimoys's panel. I'll be here until about 3:30. 3 days ago from UberTwitter
wilw(+) So, uh, there were like 1500 people in my Awesome Hour. It was super fun for me, and I think they enjoyed it. Yay! 3 days ago from UberTwitter
wilw(+) Only one spot left for my Delve at #ECCC. Awesome hour begins at NOON. Yay! 3 days ago from UberTwitter
wilw(+) Four spots left for my delve. Sign up at my table, $100 donation to Child's Play. First come, first served. #ECCC 3 days ago from UberTwitter
wilw(+) Delve FAQ: It's either a silent auction with the top 5 spots playing, or a straight donation to Child's Play. Details will be at the con. 3 days ago from web
wilw(+) @kierongillen(+) I settled on a minigun that costs (and then shoots) 1000 GP. It's called THE GILLEN. 3 days ago from web
wilw(+) Getting ready for #ECCC. Awesome Hour is at 12, Dungeon Delve is at 4:30. I'm in the exhibitor's hall NEXT TO STAN LEE the rest of the day. 3 days ago from web
wilw(+) Clearly, this hotel and I have a VERY different definition of what "high speed" internet is. 3 days ago from web